I sharpened my old chainsaw,

And threw it in the truck,

Threw in a shovel and some tire chains,

Just in case I do get stuck.

The wood shed is already prit near full,

But I better cut one more load,

Just in case snow gets too darn deep,

And I can’t get up this road.

Maybe if we pay more carbon tax,

We’ll get some global warming here,

But I better cut one more load,

Just in case it’s like last year!

Mike Puhallo

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